Odds Chords

[Verse 1]
 C              Em
This has got to be a joke
    F
The universe fuckin' hates my guts
   G
Remindin’ me you and I don't spell us
C                  Em
We share different postal codes
              F
Maybe that's why I never got the memo
                G
She’s the real deal and I was just a pretty demo
 
[Pre-Chorus]
     C                                Em
And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day
                        F
Doesn't matter what my location says
                         G
I'm always tryna get to you
N.C
But shit just happens all the time
 
[Chorus]
      C
When I'm there, you're not
                        Em
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                     F
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
                          G
Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
                             Dm
But there's someone new I’ve got
                               C
And the cycle never stops, no, no
                                    F
But there’s nobody else I want, oh, oh
                                                     G
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                                  C
I’m never giving up against all odds
              F     G
No, no, no, no-oh, yeah
 
[Verse 2]
   C                  Em
You're the mind-game mastermind, but
  F                                      G
What I'd give to make that mind mine to lose, oh, yeah
       C
'Cause I know you’ve got somebody
                   Em                                     F
My friends say I could have anybody now that I'm somebody
                                   G
But I don't care if I'm nobody to you, oh
 
[Pre-Chorus]
C                            Em
I know it's pathetic, but I couldn't care less
                           F
I'd wait until the stars uncross and say yes
                        G
I'll always try to get you, ooh
 
[Chorus]
      C
When I'm there, you're not
                        Em
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                    F
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
                         G
Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
                             Dm
But there's someone new I’ve got
                               C
And the cycle never stops, no
                                    F
But there’s nobody else I want, oh
                                                    G
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                                 Am
I’m never giving up against all odds
 
[Bridge]
                  G
Never in my damn favor
                      Em
I don't want you for later
                      Am
Never was much of a waiter
          F
But I'd wait on you to drink you in
            G                        F
Guess it serves me right for even thinkin'
      C
When I'm there you should, I don't know
       Em                          F
Like, call up your boss, probably take the day off
                 G
Maybe we could change the odds
 
[Chorus]
      C
When I'm there, you're not
                        Em
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                     F
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
                          G
Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
                             Dm
But there's someone new I've got
                               C
And the cycle never stops, no, no (No, no)
                                   F
But there's nobody else I want, oh
                                                    G
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                                 N.C.
I'm never giving up against all odds