Sincerity Is Scary Chords

[Intro]
A F#m
 
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e|-------------------|
B|-2-2-0-0-----------|
G|---------2-----1-2-|
D|-----------2-4-----|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------|
 
 
[Verse 1]
     A          F#m            D            E
And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame
      A                F#m         D              E
You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way
             A               F#m
You lack substance when you say
            D               E
Something like, "Oh, what a shame"
             A                F#m               D            E
It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human
      A               F#m              D              E
I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon
              A            F#m           D           E
And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
    A          F#m        D           E
I'm sure that you're not just another girl
    A         F#m          D              E
I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
  A         F#m            D              E
I feel like you're running out of all the things
A     F#m  D
I liked you for
 
 
[Chorus]
E                A                     F#m
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
                 D                        E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
                      A                             F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
     D                 E
I've just got one more thing to say
 
A F#m D E
A F#m D E
 
 
[Verse 2]
    A               F#m
And why would you believe
             D                   E
You could control how you're perceived
             A                   F#m
When at your best you're intermediately
D                   E
Versed in your own feelings?
        A               F#m
Keep on putting off conceiving
          D                  E
It's only you that you're deceiving
          A                   F#m                    D
Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it
 
 
[Chorus]
E                A                     F#m
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
                 D                        E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
                      A                             F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
     D                 E
I've just got one more thing to say
 
 
[Outro]
     A                 F#m              D
I'm just pissed off because you pied me off
           E                   A
After your show when you let go of my hand
F#m               D                   E
In front of some sket who wanted to bitch on you
 
A F#m D E
A F#m D E