Call Acab Chords

[Verse 1]
 Em
thank god for the cops
                        C
who else is gonna show up and 

murder my neighbors dog
                         G
who else is gonna write a report 

when you get assaulted
                                 D
show up at the scene of the crime 

take a couple pictures and then
 
accuse you of lying
                     Em
we love the cops! who wouldn’t ever 

lie on the stand
             C
if you can’t do the time you 

shouldn’t have got that tan
                G
we understand
 
They’re trained to be afraid of the sun,
                            D
so they should definitely be allowed
 
to shoot anyone
 
[Chorus]
Em
we love the cops
      C
stop resisting
                   G
try thanking him for his service
         D
gotta be nice
             Em
you wouldn’t like him when he’s sad
          C
starin down a barrel
          G
why are you so nervous
       D
if I got mugged I'd just call a cab
           Em            C
call a cab call a cab
             G                    D
if I got mugged I'd just call a cab
 
 
[Verse 2]
    Em
give it up for the cops
                       C
40 percent’ll put you on a shirt just for getting lost
                                      G
turn the blue lights on and cut the body cameras off
                     D
detaining and tasing blind folks 

for looking at him wrong
 
it’s fine as long as he’s doing his job
           Em
was that the cops
                       C
who took an hour to open a door that was never locked
G
400 to 1 just ain’t good enough, 

Its tough
 
Remember the words of Martin Luther King
                       D
“When youre marching in the streets, 

try not to break anything.“
 
[Chorus]
      Em
We love the cops
          C
stop resisting
                  G
try thanking him for his service
                   D
gotta be nice
                          Em
you wouldn’t like him when he’s sad
           C
starin’ down a barrel
            G
why are you so nervous
                  D
if I got mugged I’d just call a cab
           Em            C
call a cab call a cab
             G            D
if I got mugged I’d just call a cab
 
 
Em
Thank God for the cops
                   C
stop resisting
                  G
try thanking him for his service
D
gotta be nice
              Em
you wouldn’t like him when he’s sad
               C
starin' down a barrel
          G
why are you so nervous
                D
if I got mugged I’d call a cab
           Em            C
call a cab call a cab
             G               D
if I got mugged I’d call a cab