[Intro]
D A Bm G
[Verse 1]
D A
Tight tops and two for one cocktails
Bm G D
Eyes all lit up by the mobile phone
A Bm G
There's something not quite right around here
D A
Dance floor's seen days much learier
Bm G
They're outside in the smoking area
D A Bm G
Something so terribly wrong round here
[Chorus]
D A Bm G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
D A Bm G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
D A Bm G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
D A Bm G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"
[Verse 2]
D A
New club, same old carpet
Bm G
Lick of paint won't hide this garbage
D A Bm
Drop a quid cos he said "no spray no lay"
G
No way
D A
That girl she looks so beautiful
Bm G
But took a long time in the toilet cubicle
D A Bm
Nose powdering ready for a night
G
Alright
[Chorus]
D A Bm G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
D A Bm G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
D A Bm G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
D A Bm G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"
[Verse 3]
D A Bm
Cigarettes lie on the floor
G D
Last orders I heard them call
A Bm G
Time flies by this much I know
D A Bm
The memories echo down the wall
G D
Silent disco hard to call
A Bm G
This ain't right I need to go
[Chorus]
D A Bm G
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
D A Bm G
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
D A Bm G
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
D A Bm G
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"
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