Capo 6th fret
[Intro]
Am Dm
G C
F Dm E
[Verse]
Am Dm
My heart is paralyzed
G C
My head was oversized
F Dm E
I'll take the high road like I should
Am Dm
You said it's meant to be
G C
That it's not you, it's me
F Dm E
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntanned
G Am G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F C Bm E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G Am G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F C E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
Am Dm
G C
F Dm E
[Verse]
Am Dm
My pride still feels the sting
G C
You were my everything
F Dm E
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours)
Am Dm
She'll think I'm Superman
G C
Not super minivan
F Dm E
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G Am G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F C Bm E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in a hot tub
G Am G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F C E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
Am Dm
G C
F Dm E F
[Bridge]
G
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
F
I wanna be the one you're dying to
G F
Love...but you don't want to
E
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
E
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntanned
G Am G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F C Bm E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G Am G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F C E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G Am G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F C Bm E
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
Drowned in a hot tub
G Am G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F C E
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
E C G
F C G
