Dinosaur Chords

[Intro]
 
D  G  D  G
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
D                              G
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
D                                    G
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
D                                   G
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
E                                       A
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
 
 
[Pre-Chorus 1]
 
       G                    A                   D
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
     G          A                     D
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
    G                A          D
And we don't all get into Donna summer
       E                                    A
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
 
 
[Chorus]
 
                     G  A  D
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
                   G    A      D
I should've died a long time before
               G  A  D  Bm
Have pity on a dinosaur 
           G              A                   D   G   D  G
Hand me my hat, excuse me man but where's the door
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
D                                       G
It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout
D                                             G
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights
D                                             G
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
E                                            A
Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right
 
 
[Pre-Chorus 2]
 
                   G               A            D
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
         G            A             D
And this disco's very strange to my ear
   G                             A               D
It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship
E                                                 A
And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
 
 
[Chorus]
 
                     G  A  D
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
                 G    A      D
Should've died a long time before
                      G  A  D  Bm
There's a whole lotta dinosaurs
            G               A                   D
Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door
           G               A               D
Get us our hats, excuse me man where's the door