Capo 6th fret [Intro] Am Dm G C F Dm E [Verse] Am Dm My heart is paralyzed G C My head was oversized F Dm E I'll take the high road like I should Am Dm You said it's meant to be G C That it's not you, it's me F Dm E You're leaving now for my own good That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus] F She went down in an airplane C Fried getting suntanned G Am G Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand F C Bm E Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F She met a shark underwater C Fell and no one caught her G Am G I returned everything I ever bought her F C E Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Am Dm G C F Dm E [Verse] Am Dm My pride still feels the sting G C You were my everything F Dm E Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours) Am Dm She'll think I'm Superman G C Not super minivan F Dm E How could you leave on Yom Kippur That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus] F She was caught in a mudslide C Eaten by a lion G Am G Got run over by a crappy purple Scion F C Bm E Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F She dried up in the desert C Drowned in a hot tub G Am G Danced to death at an east side nightclub F C E Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Am Dm G C F Dm E F [Bridge] G I wanna live a thousand lives with you F I wanna be the one you're dying to G F Love...but you don't want to E That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say E That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus] F She went down in an airplane C Fried getting suntanned G Am G Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand F C Bm E Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F She met a shark underwater C Fell and no one caught her G Am G I returned everything I ever bought her F C E Help me, help me I'm all out of lies F She was caught in a mudslide C Eaten by a lion G Am G Got run over by a crappy purple Scion F C Bm E Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F She dried up in the desert C Drowned in a hot tub G Am G Danced to death at an east side nightclub F C E Help me, help me I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died E C G F C G