Broke In Half Chords

[Intro]
 
[Verse 1]
Am
Well you're probably sitting there on a mint
C
I'm sitting here with the ball of lint
G
Sent out the street cuz I can't make rent
D
Kicked out by two face Harvey Dent
Am
Whatchu' know about a massive bag of puffs?
C
Shit be stale before you open 'em up
G
Growing up, had it rough
D
I never got to taste no Cap'n Crunch
 
Am
Well what you know about "I dream of Geannie"?
C
When Donnie's on the back with a fork in the TV
G
Trying to watch some monster trucks
D
But the by's came by and got the cable cut
Am
Diggin' in the couches for some change
C
When you're down at Sears people look at you strange
G
It's all about leftovers when you're poor
D
Find them in the food court and they're not even yours
 
 
[Chorus]
Ain't got no job, I ain't got no money
 
Know what I'm saying when you're tired of scraping by
 
Then just sing along with Dumphy
 
Said, ain't got no job I ain't got no money
 
Know what I'm saying and you're tired of scraping by
 
Then just sing along with Dumphy
 
 
[Refrain]
Am
Whatchu' know about being broke?
C
But end of a joke, end of my rope
G
Regular folk just tryna' cope
D
Tryna' not to choke
 
Cuz I still got hope man
Am
Whatchu' know about dole checks
C
Gettin' wrecked, always in debt
G
Bonne fête here's a punch in the head
D
It's the hardest you've met
 
Wouldn't change in a sec
 
 
[Verse 2]
Am
Well I wear the same boxers for like a month
C
Inside out back-wards and front
G
Everybody wants to come have a gawk
D
When your big fucking toe's sticking out of your sock
Am
I had to pickpocket like Oliver twist
C
Cuz the landlord threw-out all of our shit
D
Recession oh shit! Never had a session to begin with
 
Am
Whatchu' know about a dine'n dash?
C
For three meals a day plus a midnight snack
G
When I was growing up shit was just not right
D
Kids had a hot lunch so I had a hot bike
Am
Know what it's like to take an icy shower?
C
And a candlelit beer cause you got no power?
G
It's not great just drinking a forty
D
I'm not complaining just telling my story
 
[Chorus]
Am                C
Ain't got no job, ain't got no money
G
Do you know what I'm saying, tired of scraping by
D
Then just sing along with Dumphy
      Am                  C
Said, ain't got no job, I ain't got no money
G
Know what I'm saying, tired of scraping by
D
Then just sing along with Dumphy
 
[Refrain]
Am
Whatchu' know about being broke?
C
Butt end of a joke, end of my rope
G
Regular folk just tryna' cope
D
Tryna' not to choke
 
Cuz I still got hope man
Am
Whatchu' know about dole checks?
C
Gettin' wrecked, always in debt
G
Bonne fête here's a punch in the head
D
It's the hardest you've met
 
Wouldn't change in a sec