Dumbass Nebraska Chords

[Intro]
C G C G
C G G/F# Em
C G C G
C G G/F# Em
 
[Verse 1]
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A dumbass horse trader from Dumbass, Nebraska
       C          G                    G/F# Em
Made a mess of himself for his wife to look after
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Took a hoof to the head and knocked out his senses
C                  G                       G/F# Em
Thoughts hung like rain from the planks of the  fences
 
[Interlude]
C          G         C          G
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo
C          G               G/F# Em
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo
 
[Verse 2]
  C             G         C            G
A whole heap of horses to brand and to break
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But she ain't too hopeful that he'll ever  wake
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So she settles the dealings and tends his bedside
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But if wishes were horses he'd already   died
 
[Interlude]
C          G         C          G
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo
C          G               G/F# Em
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo
 
[Instrumental]
C G C G
C G G/F# Em
 
[Verse 3]
        C             G                 C          G
In this vast lonesome country where the sky came undone
   C            G                       G/F# Em
We grow our own troubles that you can't out  run
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Horses flee danger, women stand ground
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Steadfast and surefooted, they don't often back down
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No place for brain swelling or a fractured skull
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Time can't afford a break or to   lull
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In an orchard-less landscape she'll live and she'll die
    C           G               G/F# Em
And eat lots of peaches on the other side
 
[Interlude]
C          G         C          G
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo
C          G               G/F# Em
Ohoooohoooohooohooo, Ohoooohoooohooo