Gospel Night At The Strip Club Chords

[Intro]
G (x4)
 
[Verse 1]
G
It's gospel night at the strip club
       C            G
Been sleepin' in my car
G                                  D
I lead the singin' service with a half-ass tuned guitar
G                              C
Brandy's singin' backup while Lonnie's tendin' bar
       G               D              G
Just waitin' for more sinners to show up
 
[Verse 2]
G
Crystal just started dancin'
       C               G
She's always right on point
G
She don't mind if you don't tip her
                D          G
As long as you slip her a joint
G
Patti's got an upper
C                        G
To get her through her shift
        G                D                 G
And a downer so she can lay down with the kids
 
[Chorus]
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C                                   D              G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G                          D                G
Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer
 
[Verse 3]
G
Lonnie, he's a listener
    C              G
He shoulda been a priest
          G                     D               G
It's the same confession on a barstool or your knees
G                                        C           G
He makes a mean Manhattan but he ain't drank since '93
          G                          D                   G
Does the last call benediction then wipes the bar slate clean
 
[Chorus]
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C                                   D              G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G                          D                G
Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer
 
 
[Verse 4]
G                                         C        G
The same old dirty dollars, keep gettin' passed around
        G                         D
To whoever needs 'em most and I guess that's me right now
            G                               C
Cause I'm starin' at this Jackson someone laid here at my feet
        G                       D
That's gas in my ol' Honda and somethin' warm to eat
 
[Chorus]
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
C                                    D             G
Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers'
G            C      G
Hallelujah, hallelujah
G                           D            G
He laid down a twenty, and then he disappeared