G
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
C
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
G
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
D G
but as for me and grandpa we believe
Em D
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
G
and we warned her not to go
C
but she forgot her medication
D
and she wandered out
G
the door into the snow
Em D
When we found her Christmas morning
G
at the scene of the attack
C
there were hoof prints on her forehead
D G
and incriminating claw marks on her back
G
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
C
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
G
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
D G
but as for me and grandpa we believe
Em D
It's not Christmas without grandma
G
all the family’s dressed in black
C
and we just cant help but wonder
D
should we open up her gifts
G
or send them back!
Em D
Now we're all so proud of grandpa
G
he's been taking this so well
C
see him in there watching football
D
drinking beer and playing cards
G
with cousin Mel
Em D
Now the goose is on the table
G
and the pudding made of fig
C
and the blue and silver candles
D
that would just have matched
G
the hair in grandmas wig
Em D
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
G
better watch out for yourselves
C
they should never give a license
D
to a man who drives a sleigh
G
and plays with elves!
Tags: easy guitar chords, song lyrics, Dr. Elmo
