Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
D
Dang she’s gone and wandered off again.
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I’ve been looking high and low,
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Where oh where’d my sister go?
C
She’s been known to spend some time,
D
With a sailor friend of mine.
G
I called him up and what’d he say?
C
“I ain’t seen that girl today.”
 
[Chorus]
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So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
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Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?
 
[Verse 2]
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Is she with the doctor or the plumber, 

or the dentist or the handyman?
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Did she go to India or Africa, 

or Wichita or Pakistan?
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Did she go and join the Navy, 

or go completely crazy,
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Or is she playing a trick on me?
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Did she run off with the barber, 

the professor, or the banker, 

or the clergyman?
                    
Is it possible that 
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she could be in Timbuktu, 

or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?
    G
She learning how to do-do, 

the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
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Oh golly where could that girl be?
 
[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
D
Dang she’s gone and wandered off again.
G
I’ve been looking high and low,
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Where oh where’d my sister go?
C
She’s been known to jump a train,
       D
With a gal we know from down the lane.
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I looked her up and wha’d she say?
C
 “I ain’t seen that girl in days.”
 
[Chorus]
   C
So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
G                                 C
Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?
 
[Verse 4]
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Is my floozy sister with the doctor, 

or the drummer, 

or the dentist or the handyman?
                                         
Did that ho bag quit her job and run off 
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with that dick head Mike to India 

Guantanamo or Panama or Disneyland?
        G
Is she studying Kabbalah? 

Did she win a million dollars?
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Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?
 
[Outro]
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So if you see my sister Evelyn,
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Tell that girl to hurry home again.
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Where oh where, where oh where, 
                                
where oh where, where oh where, 
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where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?