Midlife Crisis Chords

[Intro]
E
 
[Verse]
E
  Go on and ring my neck 
G
  Like when a rag gets wet 
B/F#
  A little discipline 
A
  For my pet genius 
E
  My head is like lettuce 
G
  Go on, dig your thumbs in. 
B/F#
  I cannot stop giving 
B
  I'm thirtysomething. 
 
[Verse]
E
  Sense of security 
G
  Like pockets jingling 
B/F#          A
  Midlife crisis 
E
  Suck ingenuity 
G
  Down through the family 
B
  Tree... 
 
[Chorus]
        E                    D
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                D                A
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
       E               D
  Your menstruating heart 
 A        E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 
 E      G   B/F#   A
  It's a midlife...crisis 
 E     G   B/F#   B
  It's a midlife...crisis 
 
[Verse]
E
  What an inheritance 
G
  The salt and the kleenex 
B/F#
  Morbid self-attention 
A
  Bending my pinky back 
E
  A little discipline 
G
  A donor by habit 
B/F#
  A little discipline 
B
  Rent an opinion. 
 
[Verse]
E
  Sense of security 
G
  Holding blunt instrument 
B/F#        A
  Midlife crisis 
E
  I'm a perfectionist 
G                          B
  And perfect is a skinned knee. 
 
[Chorus]
     E                     D
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                 D             A
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
      E               D
  Your menstruating heart 
 A       E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 
    E
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah... 
 
 E         G
  It's a midlife... 
   B/F#
 Crisis... 
E           G
  It's a midlife... 
     B/F#   B
 Crisis... 
 
     E                      D
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                D     A
  But without me you're only you 
      E               D
  Your menstruating heart 
 A          E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two...