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Stretchy Pants Chords

[Intro]
G C F C x2
 
 
[Verse]
            G           C     
Time to celebrate the season, 
          F        C
haven't eaten all day
     G           C   
My tummy is growling 
                  F        C
'cause I've been saving up space
            G              C    
I've got my place at the table, 
              F        C
can't fit no more on my plate
            G           C   
I've got my fork in my hand 
            F        C
ready to stuff my face
    G           C       
So bring on the turkey, 
  F                   C
potatoes, casserole dishes
                 G        C             
'Cause I ain't messing around with them 
F        C
buttoned up britches
               G          C         
You got them skinny jeans on, girl, 
        F        C
I feel sorry for you
               G     C          
'Cause I just tried everything, 
                F             C
and I'm going back for round two
 
 
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
 
 
[Verse]
 G              C         F           C
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
          G         C        
And if I wear this pair out, 
           F           C
I'm gonna buy me some more
       G           C    
I got leftovers waiting 
        F          C
in the fridge for repeating
            G           C  
Give me a nap and an hour, 
             F        C
you know they gonna get eaten
     G           C      
So bring on the turkey, 
            F        C
potatoes, casserole dishes
          G              C              
'Cause I ain't messing around with them 
 F            C
buttoned up britches
               G           C  
Can't get my skinny jeans on, 
                F        C
but don't feel sorry for me
               G         C      
'Cause I just tried everything, 
               F               C
and I'm going back for round three
 
 
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
 
 
[Bridge]
G
Fruitcake, I'll try it
C
Ambrosia, I'll try it
F                                             C
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
G
Cookies, I'll have some
C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
F                                                   C
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop
 
 
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
 
 
[Outro]
            G           C         
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, 
      F        C
casserole dishes
                G         C             
'Cause I ain't messing around with them 
  F          C
buttoned up britches
               G             C    
And when you think that I'm done, 
               F        C
and I'm laid out on the floor
          G           C        
No no no don't let me fool ya, 
             F           C
I got some room for some more
            G           C          F  C
With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C          F  C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
            G           C          F  C
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C          F 
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll 
 C
(stretchy, stretchy)

Santa ain't got nothing on me

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