This Hotel Room Chords

[Verse]
C
Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
                  G          C
Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
C
Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
                                G      C
Well a light that comes on when I ain't home
 
[Chorus]
F
I ain't home
C
I ain't home
C
You better leave a message 'cause
G       C
I ain't home
 
[Verse]
C
They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
               G        C
A radiator for when I'm not
C
Two big chairs sittin' side by side
                          G  C
With a holy bible and the TV Guide
 
[Chorus]
F
TV Guide
C
The TV Guide
C
Great God Almighty
         G  C
It's the TV Guide
 
[Verse]
C
I gotta second story view from curb to curb
                       G      C
Got a sign that reads "Do Not Disturb"
C
A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
                         G           C
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
 
F
Mirror that lies
C
Mirror that lies
C
That couldn't be me
       G       C
In the gorilla disguise
 
[Verse]
C
They got a room service menu for food and drink
                           G        C
A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink
C
Two big pillows to rest my head
                    G         C
Magic Fingers and a king-size bed
 
[Chorus]
F
Put in a quarter
C
Turn out the light
C                       G   C
Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright
F
Feel all right
C
Feel all right
C                       G   C
Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright
 
[Verse]
C
This ol' hotel's all right with me
                        G            C
They pay the postage if you lose the key
C
This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff
                      G   C
But I do believe I've had enough
C
Called my baby said don't you pout
                            G        C
I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out
C
Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
                                 G      C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
 
[Chorus]
F
Comin' home
C
Comin' home
C                                G      C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
F
Comin' home
C
Comin; home
C                                G      C
Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home