Wife Chords

Capo: 2nd fret
Key: E
[Intro]
G A
      D         A
Ta-da-da-ta, ta-ta


[Verse 1]
      G                      A
I'm a grass-fed, free-range, non-GMO chick
D
Gluten-free, wagyu beef, au naturel bitch
G                           A
You pick me up, you'll never wanna put me 
down
D
I promise you that you’ll be singing out
loud


[Pre-Chorus]
      G           A
Happy birthday to you
        D
I'm the prize, baby, you can't lose
           G              A
It's up to you honey, you choose
      N.C.
I said, "I'm right, all ready if you're 
ready for me," uh


[Chorus]
G                   A
I eat food with my hands
                      D
Do the Cha-Cha when I dance
                      D
I'm no good at making plans (Yeah, yeah)
G                   A
Fresh face, little waist
                      D
I can put you in your place
                          D
Freak in the sheets at the movies and back 
at your place


[Post-Chorus]
G                          A
You should thank God, the heavens designed
me
D
You notice me whеn you walk by me
G                                   A
You say, "What's that? It's really nice"
                           D
Wеarin' this shit my whole life
                       D               G A
It's that material, oh yeah, it's wife


[Verse 2]
G                     A
I'm a diamond in the facet
                      D
You're balancing your assets
                       D
Your friends kiss your ass and
G                     A
I'm a girl with many talents
                     D
Your newest, baddest habit
                  D
When I leave, you wish you hadn't


[Pre-Chorus]
      G           A
Happy birthday to you
            D
Say I'm the prize, baby, you can't lose
           G              A
It's up to you honey, you choose
      N.C.
I said, "I'm right, all ready if you're 
ready for me," uh


[Chorus]
G                   A
I eat food with my hands
                      D
Do the Cha-Cha when I dance
                      D
I'm no good at making plans (Yeah, yeah)
G                   A
Fresh face, little waist
                      D
I can put you in your place
                          D
Freak in the sheets at the movies and back 
at your place


[Post-Chorus]
G                          A
You should thank God, the heavens designed
me
D
You notice me whеn you walk by me
G                                   A
You say, "What's that? It's really nice"
                           D
Wеarin' this shit my whole life
                      D               G A 
It's that material, oh yeah, it's wife
D


[Outro]
G
Here comes your life
A
Dressed in something nice, yeah
D
(I mean, isn't this the best song ever?)
   D
Oh yeah, it's wife